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Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Funny jokes-Just a reminder!

Santa Singh was so frustrated with his wife that he turned to God and said, "I got my babyhood from you, then it was taken away from me. I got my youth from you and then it was taken away from me. I got my wife from you. A lot of time has passed since then...just sending you a gentle reminder!"

Monday, August 22, 2016

Joke of the day-The deal

Ashok said to his friend, "It was our 10th anniversary and my wife was expecting something special from me. I did not disappoint her and gifted a set of gold necklace and earrings.There was complete silence at home as she did not talk to me for three months."

The friend asked, "Why? Were the ornaments not of real gold?"

Ashok replied, "No my friend. That was the deal!"

Friday, August 19, 2016

Hilarious jokes-Say your prayers!

My neighours, the Jenkins family went downtown to have dinner at a nice restaurant. As soon as the waiter served the food, Mr. Jenkins exclaimed, "Wow! Smell the aroma? This looks delicious. Let's start."

Mrs. Jenkins interrupted, "Wait a moment. Should we not say our prayers before we start, just like we do at home?" 

Mrs. Jenkins retorted, "It's different at home. Here the Chef knows what he is doing!"

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Adult jokes-Driving skills

Bob was trying to impress his wife Clara with his driving skills. Stepping on the accelerator, he said to her, "Just watch my speed now."

The moment he accelerated, the car broke down and halted.

Clara started laughing loudly.

Bob asked why she was laughing.

Clara replied, "It's nothing. I just remembered your last night's adventure."

Monday, August 15, 2016

Joke of the day-Hurt

Jason goes to see his doctor with his head bleeding. After applying bandages, the doc asks him, "How did you get hurt?"

Jason replied, "My mother-in-law came home and my wife asked me to order something for her."

The doc asked, "and?"

Jason replied, "I ordered a cab." 

Friday, August 12, 2016

Tricky question

Ashok was dating Lara. Her father invited him home and asked, "Do you drink?"

The prospective groom replied, "Firstly, I need to know whether you are questioning me or inviting me."

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

The forgetful Prof. Higgins

The ever forgetful Prof. Higgins went to his medical class and announced, "Today we shall learn to dissect. I have brought a frog with me here."

Saying this, he put a hand in his pocket and took out a packet. When he opened it, there was a sandwich in it.  

The Professor thought hard, "What did I have for breakfast?"